Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Official Dispatch Dating Announcement Regarding Seohyun

It's not easy for me to say this, but I feel like we've all grown exceptionally close these past few months and you deserve to have me be honest and forthright with you all. With the new year approaching, I wanted to get ahead of the commotion and provide some clarification and confirmation.

Yes, Seohyun is dating me.

No more questions, please. I ask of you to respect our privacy. Thank you.

Now here's Seohyun performing SES' "I'm Your Girl" further cementing our relationship.

Sunday, December 28, 2014

[Music] I Have Slightly More Interest in Sonamoo's Debut

There wasn't really anything that stood out to me sound wise when Sonamoo released their music video teaser the other day; there was a moment to me that was kind of reminiscent of a BAP song but I generally found it pretty meh on the audio front.

Saturday, December 27, 2014

[Visual] SNSD Showcases Their Sharp, Synchronized Choreography as the Top Girl Group

Such overflowing passion. The ascent up girl group mountain is going to be quite the challenge with talent like this.

Friday, December 26, 2014

[Visual] AOA Shows That Metal Pipe Structure Who's in Charge

As the days go by, I continue to add so many objects to the list of things I wish I was born as.

[Visual] Sonamoo Is Coming! Hide Yo Mamamoo, Papamoo, and Daughtermoo!

Let's make everything seem alright in the best absolute perfect way with a new debut.


Someone correct me on her name if it isn't Nahyun.

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Merry Christmas from Seohyun and I

Happy Holidays.

Don't worry, she'll be getting a white Christmas.

[Visual] I Wish Seoyoung Was My BO$$

I'm a good employee and I bring a lot to the table.

Honest, I swear, just give me this chance and you won't regret it.

[Visual] Can't Stop the Booty Pop Hello Venus Boldly Proclaims This Holiday Season

Santa, pull up a seat.

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

[Visual] Suzy, Are You Cold or Just Really Happy to See Me?

I mean, I can help you get warm if you want, no pressure.

Call me sometime.

Why won't you return my calls?

Sunday, December 21, 2014

[Visual] Eunjung, Jiyeon and Hyomin Agree, Size Doesn't Matter, Little Apples Are Okay Too

Be confident, it's how it's eaten that matters.

[Visual] Krystal Models with That Ex-SNSD Member

I'll reveal a secret. Krystal is in my top three. Eunjung is the other.

Can you guess who's the last individual? I bet you can't.

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Friday, December 12, 2014

[Visual] Kara Needs to Follow Seungyeon's Lead in Taking off Clothes

I'm going to start unzipping my coats in this fashion. Everyone will enjoy that.

[Visual] EXID Dumps Lackluster Hip Thrusts for Superior Hip Twirls

I'm for change.

I've never been a fan of the hip thrusting choreography; I've ever found it particularly sexy. What were those choreographers even thinking?

I did always wish they added more butt shaking towards the camera though, and this replacement for the hip thrusting reaches a happy medium.

That was my critical analysis.

[Visual] Yooyoung Please Help Your Fellow "Young" Seoyoung Get More Screentime

I'm begging you.

[Visual] EXID Are Adorable on #hashtag

They continue to be great, it's nice seeing them have so much fun.

Sunday, December 7, 2014

[Visual] Hani Makes All the Right Facial Expressions as EXID Shakes Their Butts

So yeah, congrats to EXID on being discovered and gaining a lot more recognition to make it back on music shows.

It seems like everyone and their mother are shooting fancams of EXID these days. I really wish there was this level of EXID fancam saturation when they were performing in these outfits. It breaks my heart.

I did go back and find a performance from that day that I hadn't seen before so there should be new stuff from that soon.