Thursday, July 31, 2014

[Visual] I Would Rather Four Ladies Be Unapologetically Sexual than Play to Some Chaste, Innocent Virginal Maiden Concept

Netizens and their ridiculous delusions that they're against anything that involves female idols showing anything more than their bare ankles. I can't even...

I think K-pop has already firmly established that for the vast majority of new groups debuting, a good song alone isn't going to get them anywhere. If female idols are comfortable with ditching layers of clothing, then they have my support.

For the currently popular girl groups, no one gave a damn till after they transitioned to sexy concepts. Was anyone even talking about Stellar a year ago? What was Girl's Day's situation before shedding some clothes and dancing more provocatively? Where's AOA's band unit?

If they want to make an impact, then by all means, make an impact. I'm going to say the odds of a new group having a long running career amongst so much competition is pretty low, so let them do what they can to grab their fame for however long that will last. If that involves being bluntly sexual to a society that's afraid of their genitals, then more power to them, as long as they're comfortable.

5 Gifs down below. Click on the Gfycat/Gif links for the larger sized versions.

[Music] Yenny's Comeback Stage on M! Countdown Is What I Want It to Be

Which is her dancing wildly on the floor. I'm in love.

The more I listen to this song, the more I love it. Definitely my favorite song of the year so far.

In this first video, which is different from what was shown on the broadcast, Yenny goes around greeting her fans whilst singing, and she looks like she's enjoying herself, which is always good to see.

Check out the second video below for her stage that was broadcasted with her amazing dance on the floor.

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

[Music] Ye Eun Returns As Ha:tfelt In Her Solo Debut "Ain't Nobody"

I really like the song, I can't wait to see her live stages.

[Visual] My Eyes Are Ready for the Feast Four Ladies Has Prepared

Damn, check out the group teaser and solo member teasers down below. They're going all out with this sexy concept and I'm appreciative of that.

My young, innocent mind is ready to be corrupted.

[Visual][News][Updated] Analyzing Whether or Not Suzy Was Touched Inappropriately

Update: Looks like our dirty old man is actually just a misunderstood soul. Check out the full article on Soompi, and see the videos that prove his innocence here and here.

So I was giffing the fancam in question yesterday, for a post that will go up tomorrow (check the schedule on the right sidebar), over whether Suzy was touched inappropriately by the man MC-ing the event.

I didn't realize this was news until today, and I also didn't realize there were two visible instances of her being touched in the video. I had noticed the second time he touched her whilst giffing yesterday and thought one of two things; he touched her leg by accident whilst directing her forward, or he's just a dirty old man who wants to use every opportunity he can to touch some warm, young flesh under the guise of a normal gesture.

After learning about the other instance of her being touched, I think I'm going to go with the latter thought.

So I've done what I can do and giffed those moments to try to provide some clarity. It doesn't look like our dirty old man is particularly forceful but he's probably very eager to try to make as much contact with her skin as he can. Click the Gfycat/Gif links below each gif to view the full size version.

With this first gif it looks like he runs his hand down her thigh for no apparent reason.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

[Visual] Let's Take a Trip Back in Time to SNSD's "Time Machine"

I forget how I stumbled onto the music video for "Time Machine" recently but I had very little recollection of seeing it. The members do look pretty in it, especially Jessica.

6 gifs below.

[Visual] Sunmi Graciously Bending Over

If only this wasn't a screen capture off a live stream with a meh camera. Oh well, you can't have your cake and eat it too.

3 gifs down below.

[Visual] Sleepy Hyeri Is Adorable


You can check out the full clip down below.

[Visual] This Is Everything You Need to Know about Four Ladies' Debut Right Now in One Convenient Gif

What a teaser.

Forget the audio, forget the tear-stained face, this is probably all you need to see, I mean, unless of course you want to see the actual teaser, which is down below.

Monday, July 28, 2014

[Visual] I Would Shower Suzy with My Sprite in a Heartbeat

Don't look at me like that, I know you would too. You savage.

3 gifs down below.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

[Visual][Music] Hyuna Proves She Is the Embodiment of All That Is Red with the Release of Her New Music Video

Visually, I don't think it disappoints. Check it out. Expect gifs once I get ahold of a non-youtube HD version.

[Visual] Fiestar's Jei, Yezi, and Linzy Get Sexy for Maxim, Where's My Cao Lu At!?


Unforgivable. How dare they exclude Cao Lu from this photo shoot. She has to be in the top three in terms of sexy bodies in Fiestar alongside Yezi and Linzy. I get that Jei is the most well known from the group, and quite sexy as well, but... come on, give Cao Lu some love.

Oh well, tis life.

13 Gifs and two videos down below.

[Visual] Hyuna Bounces Her Way into the Hearts of People across the Globe

She is truly spreading the message of love to humanity.

By the way, where's that music video at?

Saturday, July 26, 2014

[Visual] Girl's Day Have Released One of the Greatest Pieces of K-pop Content Ever Created

Like seriously. Hnnnnng.

They look absolutely amazing dressed the way they are. Just gorgeous. Whoever decided the concept for this opening video to their concert is a saint. They reek of sexy.

The audio the opening is set to isn't too bad either, that thumping bass and the beat that picks up when it's time for the girls to put on their working attire.

I didn't gif everything I wanted to from this video though because I wouldn't have been able to do it justice. There's a better gif of one scene in particular made by Klogg-sunbaenim which you can view here. I don't know what witchcraft he used to get it to what looks like a buttery smooth 60fps but it sure looks good.

3 gifs and the opening video down below.

[Visual] Hyuna Splittin' Them Legs Like Nobody's Business

I mean look at her, she's like a professional leg splitter.

I think this is my favorite part of the choreography for her solo, though I probably need to spend some more time analyzing it, for research purposes of course.

By the way, where's that music video at?

Friday, July 25, 2014

[News] Sulli Goes On Hiatus, f(x) Ends Promotions, T-ara Is Amazing

If you haven't heard about Sulli going on hiatus, you can read about it here, though the only thing to know/known is the supposed reason, which is that she's taking a break due to the physical and mental anguish she's experiencing as a result of netizens being human trash. So pretty much the usual.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

[Visual] Blonde Hyomin Is No Match for Brunette Hyomin

At least for now. Aside from her disappointing solo song, I thought her bargain bin outfits coupled with her blonde hair looked absolutely terrible.

Thankfully that blonde hair appears to have been a wig, or her hair just grows back really, really quickly. She might look just as good in blonde if the hairstyle looked better, maybe.

Edit: Ugh, I've been informed this is a wig. At least she's hiding that blonde hair. Part of me didn't want to believe that blonde hair was real.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

[Visual] Wonder Girls' Ye Eun Solo Teaser

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

Ye Eun is my favorite member from the Wonder Girls and this makes me happy. I'm excited, I hope the song isn't garbage. She finally gets to escape JYP's dungeon and that's enough of a reason for me to be enthusiastic about this. It's been way too damn long.

I can't fuckin wait to see this even if it sucks.

Teaser video and 3 gifs down below.

[Visual] Seohyun Needs More Photo Shoots

I've got an eventual post filled with some of my favorite Seohyun photos from magazine shoots. Till then, here are some gifs of her from some CFs/magazine shoots. I wish she was in more stuff, especially bolder, skin revealing shoots. *Sigh* When will my wishes come true...

If you see any high quality Seohyun videos out there, send them my way, it's always a challenge to find them.

Six gifs down below.

Monday, July 21, 2014

[Visual] Sistar's "Touch My Body" Dance Practice

A disappointing video where they treat it like a music video full of unnecessary cuts and long shots.

*sobs* I'd rather have a front facing camera with a full shot so their bodies are in view. How are all those youtube K-pop dance cover folks supposed to learn from this? Outrageous.

They should honestly just fill the room with fancammers so there are some decent views with better quality cameras. Tis the dream.

Anyway, video and 3 gifs down below.

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Friday, July 18, 2014

[Visual][Updated] Hnnnnnng, Yuji, Hnnnng

God, I want to drink what she's drinking.

I'll update this post when I see a version that's a higher resolution, as well as if there are photos of the other members.

Edit: No more Bestie members, sadly, but this was a photo shoot that involved idol members of other groups, Fiestar's Jei, Rainbow's Woori, Nine Muses' Euaerin, and Dal Shabet's Ga Eun. Rest of the photos below.

[Visual] Happy Birthday Hayoung

For one day every year, people are fortunate enough to be given the opportunity to say Happy Birthday to A Pink's Hayoung. Today is that day.

Join me in the celebration of her existence; I've prepared sixteen presents in total.

I'll omit photos from this post because, come on, that's overkill. You can head over to my tumblr to view some if you are interested.

[Visual] EXID Junghwa Performs a Dance Cover + Bonus Gifs of Her Looking Sexy for a CF

She's sexy, what more could I possibly say.

Let's start with the CF.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

[Music] Lucky J Debuts with "Can You Hear Me"

The lead female singer, going by Jessi now, apparently called Boa a bitch in the past among other things in her squeaky clean track record as a celebrity. I'm not here to whine about her past mainly because I didn't know of her till now.

She looks hot in the video and I like the way her voice sounds, so I couldn't give less of a fuck about what she did x number of years ago. Here's to new beginnings.

I mean, who knows, maybe Boa really is a bitch.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

[Music][Updated] Skull Is Getting Married + A Second Release I Didn't Know About

Skull returns sans Haha, and he's accompanied by The Seeya's Eugene.

We've got a 19+ music video here with some ass cheeks, kissing, and a blurred out cigarette being smoked. What else could I have asked for.

Edit: I just saw there was also a second track he released, "Deh Pon Top." I really like it, the beat/instrumentals I can definitely get down with, especially when it picks up. Check both songs out down below.

[Visual] The Best Hyomin Has Looked During "Nice Body" Promotions

Once again, bless Top Star News' soul.

[Visual] Miss A's Min Should Always Opt to Wear Less Clothes When Given the Choice

Bless you Top Star News.

[Visual] Seohyun Has a Better Forehead than Your Favorite Idol

There's nothing else to say except to show you irrefutable proof.

[Music] On Repeat: Glen Check's "60's Cardin"

Currently being looped on my playlists is a song by South Korean indie band Glen Check called "60's Cardin." I only recently learned of them through the show Roommate when their song was being played at the start of an episode.

I have to say, I really love the way the beat/instrumentals builds up, check it out!

Video sources:
글렌체크 (Glen Check) - 60`s Cardin

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

[Visual] Girl's Day "Darling" MV Gifs

I tried.

This is one of those music videos that has a lot to appreciate visually, but translates poorly when it's time to create gifs due to the quick cuts between clips and fast camera movement coupled with 24 fps footage. It's a sad day, let us mourn.

[Visual] Sistar Makes Me Want to Touch Their Body With Just a Teaser

I mean, don't you?

Monday, July 14, 2014

[Music] Hyungdon and Daejun Release "Park You" Music Video

Honestly, I'm going to be ultra generous and say it took them all of three hours to complete all on location shooting, location being a green screen.

I was wondering why they had that actor as a main featuring star, he's guested on Happy Together a few times, and I just remembered his name with the assistance of google, Park Joon Gyu. It all makes sense now.

Check out Hyung Don and Defconn's latest song for yourself.

[Visual] [BREAKING] Girl's Day Yura on Suicide Watch

Eyewitness reports say her behavior on the set of the "Darling" music video shoot dramatically changed throughout the course of the day.

Check out the clip below.

[Visual] Hyosung's Quest to Change the World

As she guests on Quiz to Change the World.

Sunday, July 13, 2014

[Music] Girl's Day Releases "Darling" MV

I like it.

The song sounds nice; it's upbeat and cheerful which is a nice change of pace from the continued onslaught of sexy concepts this year. I'm not against sexy concepts by any means, but variety is the spice of life. Not everything has to be set to a mature, seductive tone in order to show skin/be sexy, have some fun with it, like Girl's Day have done.

Speaking of which, the girls look sexy as usual, and Yura even has a shower scene which you can catch a glimpse of 30 seconds into the video.

Expect some gifs once a higher quality non-youtube version of the music video has been released.

Saturday, July 12, 2014

[Visual] The Hyunyoung Introspective - Part 1 of 3

First installment in a series of three.
Be sure to check out part 2 and part 3.

In this series we're going to spend some time analyzing the motives and reasoning that Hyunyoung, a member of the Korean pop group Rainbow, employs in her quest to ensnare the hearts and minds of men and women across the globe.

Let's begin by examining the first set of evidence. Be sure to let me know if you notice anything profound in her characteristics and mannerisms.

[Visual] The Hyunyoung Introspective - Part 2 of 3

Second installment in a series of three.
Be sure to check out part 1 and part 3.

While there were some excellent observations made in our previous discussion, I can't help but feel like we're still far from truly understanding the thought process and motives that drive Hyunyoung as an entertainer. Moments like these call for a new approach in the methodology behind our thinking.

Come now, it's time to delve deeper into our analysis as we examine the second set of evidence.

[Visual] The Hyunyoung Introspective - Part 3 of 3

Final installment in a series of three.
Be sure to check out part 1 and part 2.

I don't even know what to say to you; you've rendered me speechless.

Those were some incredibly brilliant observations you made in our last discussion.  There's almost no point in analyzing the remaining pieces of evidences, but no, we can't do that. We can't call this a truly introspective look into the mind of Hyunyoung if we don't fully examine all the necessary information.

The final set of evidence is presented to us now.

[Visual] Seohyun: A Graphic Exploration of Kissing

I didn't watch Seohyun's, to my knowledge, first ever appearance in a drama. She was only in it for five episodes and I'm not going to waste five hours of my life watching something I have no interest in to catch glimpses of an idol I like; that's not my style.

Her appearance in that show however did deliver to her fans a gem of a moment, the forever awkward k-drama kiss scene. It honestly might as well be two people mashing their faces against each other. Actually no, that's an inaccurate description that does no justice to the moment. It's one person standing deadly still while someone else is awkwardly mashing their face into theirs.

Let's explore the behind the scenes moment of Seohyun's first ever, to my knowledge, kiss scene in a drama with a gentleman I can only assume is experiencing the highlight of his career. How I envy you, but good job.

Friday, July 11, 2014

[Visual] Why Wasn't I Born a Glass Door?

These are the questions I ask myself everyday.

If I was, I could have had the honor of potentially being walked into by Fiestar's Cao Lu. Maybe in another lifetime.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

[Visual] Jiyeon Makes Me Want to Watch Triangle Sooo Bad

But I will not. I don't want to fall into my continuous pattern of never finishing dramas that are currently being aired because I get too busy; I might as well just wait to marathon everything. I also won't watch it because the Jiyeon cuts from each episode are all I need. Seriously, whoever is dressing her and putting her into these outfits needs a goddamn raise. Bless your soul.

[News] Breaking Bom's Heisenbom

I've grown fonder of Bom through Roommate and don't entirely think of her as just a plastic surgery addict anymore, but this doesn't mean she's exempt from mocking.

My photo editing abilities are non existent and terrible so it's the thought that counts with this particular piece.

[Music] god "Saturday Night" Music Video Impressions

So, I don't analyze music. That's not my thing. I don't care about the delicate vocal intricacies of singing, nor about the placement of chords in a composition and how that all resonates to create some magical eargasm. I'm not educated enough to comment on those aspects because that's not what I majored in at college. If it sounds good to me, it sounds good to me. It's not like you need spend time overanalyzing a song before you feel the need to move to its beat.

Monday, July 7, 2014

[Visual] Kang Ye Bin

Through some freak accident I've been followed on twitter by Kang Ye Bin. I've decided to use this as an excuse to make some new gifs of her since it's been a while since the last time I made any.

Will she see my gifs of her, probably not.

Sunday, July 6, 2014

[Visual] Ah Young Is Sexy

How I loved that Maxim photo shoot of her a few years ago.

[Visual] Sunmi Has Nice Legs, Someone Should Buy Her Knee Pads

I'm going to say this move is to blame because I'm too lazy to go back and watch the fancams.

[Visual] Maybe One Day Sojin Will Reciprocate Hyeri's Affection

Somebody needs to fill the Tony Ahn sized hole left in Hyeri's heart.

[Music] My Upbeat Song for the Summer

Zizo is an artist whose music I don't believe I've ever heard before so it was a pleasant surprise to stumble upon his video in my youtube feed.

[Visual] Seohyun

My first post.

I'm testing how well gfycat embeds work so people don't have to waste their bandwidth trying to load large gifs.