Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Official Dispatch Dating Announcement Regarding Seohyun

It's not easy for me to say this, but I feel like we've all grown exceptionally close these past few months and you deserve to have me be honest and forthright with you all. With the new year approaching, I wanted to get ahead of the commotion and provide some clarification and confirmation.

Yes, Seohyun is dating me.

No more questions, please. I ask of you to respect our privacy. Thank you.

Now here's Seohyun performing SES' "I'm Your Girl" further cementing our relationship.


Sunday, December 28, 2014

[Music] I Have Slightly More Interest in Sonamoo's Debut

There wasn't really anything that stood out to me sound wise when Sonamoo released their music video teaser the other day; there was a moment to me that was kind of reminiscent of a BAP song but I generally found it pretty meh on the audio front.

Saturday, December 27, 2014

[Visual] SNSD Showcases Their Sharp, Synchronized Choreography as the Top Girl Group

Such overflowing passion. The ascent up girl group mountain is going to be quite the challenge with talent like this.


Friday, December 26, 2014

[Visual] AOA Shows That Metal Pipe Structure Who's in Charge

As the days go by, I continue to add so many objects to the list of things I wish I was born as.


[Visual] Sonamoo Is Coming! Hide Yo Mamamoo, Papamoo, and Daughtermoo!

Let's make everything seem alright in the best absolute perfect way with a new debut.

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Someone correct me on her name if it isn't Nahyun.


Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Merry Christmas from Seohyun and I

Happy Holidays.



Don't worry, she'll be getting a white Christmas.

[Visual] I Wish Seoyoung Was My BO$$

I'm a good employee and I bring a lot to the table.

Honest, I swear, just give me this chance and you won't regret it.


[Visual] Can't Stop the Booty Pop Hello Venus Boldly Proclaims This Holiday Season

Santa, pull up a seat.


Tuesday, December 23, 2014

[Visual] Suzy, Are You Cold or Just Really Happy to See Me?

I mean, I can help you get warm if you want, no pressure.

Call me sometime.

Why won't you return my calls?


Sunday, December 21, 2014

[Visual] Eunjung, Jiyeon and Hyomin Agree, Size Doesn't Matter, Little Apples Are Okay Too

Be confident, it's how it's eaten that matters.


[Visual] Krystal Models with That Ex-SNSD Member

I'll reveal a secret. Krystal is in my top three. Eunjung is the other.

Can you guess who's the last individual? I bet you can't.


Saturday, December 13, 2014

Friday, December 12, 2014

[Visual] Kara Needs to Follow Seungyeon's Lead in Taking off Clothes

I'm going to start unzipping my coats in this fashion. Everyone will enjoy that.


[Visual] EXID Dumps Lackluster Hip Thrusts for Superior Hip Twirls

I'm for change.

I've never been a fan of the hip thrusting choreography; I've ever found it particularly sexy. What were those choreographers even thinking?

I did always wish they added more butt shaking towards the camera though, and this replacement for the hip thrusting reaches a happy medium.

That was my critical analysis.


[Visual] Yooyoung Please Help Your Fellow "Young" Seoyoung Get More Screentime

I'm begging you.


[Visual] EXID Are Adorable on #hashtag

They continue to be great, it's nice seeing them have so much fun.



Sunday, December 7, 2014

[Visual] Hani Makes All the Right Facial Expressions as EXID Shakes Their Butts

So yeah, congrats to EXID on being discovered and gaining a lot more recognition to make it back on music shows.

It seems like everyone and their mother are shooting fancams of EXID these days. I really wish there was this level of EXID fancam saturation when they were performing in these outfits. It breaks my heart.

I did go back and find a performance from that day that I hadn't seen before so there should be new stuff from that soon.


Sunday, November 30, 2014

Friday, November 28, 2014

[Visual] Hani Reportedly Prepping Cleavage as EXID Gains Recognition

You peasants, only now realizing what Hani has to offer to the world. Where were you when she was dancing in this outfit months ago. Despicable.

You're all scum.


Wednesday, November 26, 2014

[Visual] Seoyoung, so Sexy, so Promising

The future is bright. A bright red.

Now if only Hello Venus had a better comeback song.

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If I could have just uploaded the full minute of this video to gfycat, I would have done so.


[Visual] Lime Demonstrates the Focus of Hello Venus' Comeback Concept

Very original.


Tuesday, November 25, 2014

[Visual] Hello Venus Does the Wiggle Wiggle to Make You Sticky Sticky

You have the best shorts on Seoyoung, so you get giffed. Congratulations. You've hit it big as a new member.

You know what kills me? There's so much more unreleased footage of them dancing in these outfits from different angles. My heart can't take this pain.


Monday, November 24, 2014

[Visual] T-ara Lets You Taste Their "Little Apple" and It's Delicious

This is probably my favorite group song released this year. It's simple, catchy, and upbeat.

One glaring negative in the music video is the lack of screen time of the members in these sexy fitness outfits.


[Visua] Sunny Demonstrates South Korea's Infamous "Bad Manner Hands" with Seohyun

She's so lucky.


[Visual] Soyu Has That Bounce in Her Step

I need to work on my squats.


[Visual] Choa Is Liking What Seolhyun Has to Offer

She needs some self restraint.


Tuesday, November 18, 2014

[Visual] Nicole Returns, Looks Good, Song Is Boring

What a yawn of a song. This is the result of all her high profile training.


Tuesday, November 11, 2014

[Visual] Clara Released Some Weird Video Where She Tried to Sing or Something? Anyway Here's Her Butt

Im still waiting on official confirmation but I’ve been told by trusted sources that this was Clara’s reaction upon hearing her own song.



[Visual] Seohyun Challenges You Peasants to a Stare down

I already know you've lost yourself in her eyes. It's okay, just accept her greatness.


[Visual] Seolhyun Shakes What Her Cat Umma Gave Her

Cat umma taught her well.


[Visual] AOA Returns Abandoning their Humanity for Cathood

Good song, I really like the chorus and their little cat choreography.

Choa remains deadly with her short blond hairstyle.


Thursday, November 6, 2014

[Visual][Music] Hello Venus' Nara Gets You Sticky Sticky with the Group's Comeback MV

Except not really.

In his continuing efforts to to make all his music sound the same, specifically generic sensual sexy concept stuff, Brave Brothers has triumphantly returned meeting his goal.

I feel like there's not enough titillation in this music video for a song that probably(I don't understand korean) leans more towards the sexy concept side of things, and that's a complete waste since the members look so good.

Here's hoping Hello Venus redeems themselves in fancams.


Wednesday, November 5, 2014

[Visual] Seolhyun Bathes in the Darkness as AOA Prepares for a November Assault

Dark Seolhyun Rises.


[Visual] Getting Lost In Kyungri's Gaze

This sucks, the video blurs the beginning when the members are wearing some hot outfits. Euaerin looks like she's wearing some leathery ass leather pants, which I can't see clearly.


Tuesday, November 4, 2014

[Visual] Soyu's All about that Thigh Life

You ain't about that life though. You better start doing more squats.


Sunday, November 2, 2014

[Music] Did You Missuh Me or Did You Dissuh Me

MC Mong has returned from serving his military service his self imposed/forced exile from the entertainment industry. I don't really have any opinions on his situation other than I like the way his song sounds.

Give it a listen.


Saturday, October 25, 2014

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

[BREAKING] Warrant out for Seohyun's Arrest

Suspect allegedly shot hearts into a crowd of people with blatant disregard for human life.


Tuesday, October 21, 2014

[Visual] Fany You Cute

Have I ever told you I'm in love with LINE stickers? Because I am. They're awesome.

I'm not an emoticon person, I hate trying to decipher some ridiculous combination of commas, colons, semi-colons, parentheses, greater than signs, less than signs and every other god awful character. I need a dictionary for all that goddamn trash.

LINE stickers are awesome.

Marry me, Moon.

I mean fucking hell, look at how amazing that sticker is. I love it. It's so fucking good. None of your trash emoticons can even come close.

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Anyway, here's Tiffany looking cute at Seoul Fashion Week?

Ugh, your face is too good Moon.


Sunday, October 19, 2014

[Music] Epik Featuring on "Born Hater"



This is how you feature in your own comeback song.

I do like the song though, good beat, and I like the way the rapping sounds.

[Visual] Blaxx Jaekyung > Non-Blaxx Jaekyung?

One of life's eternal questions. For today's discussion, let's focus on Blaxx Jaekyung.


[Visual] Thanks for the Short Shorts Gain

They're short.


Tuesday, October 14, 2014

My Top 8 SNSD Members

I've been busy and haven't had much time to gif stuff, so yeah.

[Visual] Fany Assaults Fany on Camera

This reality show is boring as hell. Has anyone else been watching it? If you're having trouble sleeping, I recommend pulling it up on your preferred phone or tablet.

Tsk, disappointing.


Sunday, October 5, 2014

[Visual] EXID Has Convinced Me to Invest In Prinkle

Choosing to invest will put me in a position that is a direct conflict of interest in posting to this blog and I am being forced out. As a result I will be leaving indefinitely and this is goodbye. You can find me from now on at weibo.com/greynim and show your support with #StayStrongGreynim and #OTGREY. Farewell.


Saturday, October 4, 2014

[Visual] Going Sugar Free Has Done Wonders for Soyeon's Looks

No longer is she bound by the white granulated devil/unnecessary plastic surgery.

Say it with her, "Sugar Free."


Friday, September 26, 2014

[Music] "Dirty Dancing" with JK Kim Dongwook




I feel obligated to make this post because I'm a fan of JK Kim Dongwook's performances on Immortal Song 2. He's returned with "Dirty Dancing" and it's a definite change of pace from his recent performances on the show that I can think of; it's more upbeat for sure.

Monday, September 22, 2014

[Visual] Hey Stellaaaaar!



Don't ever leave me baby.


Anyway, Jeonyul shows off that derriere and Minhee gets groped on stage. K-pop.


[Visual] Yezi On the Floor Ain't Too Bad

I wish there was another angle, maybe a higher one?


[Visual] Yuji Goes Down on Stage in Front of Crowd

But not that kind of down. The family friendly kind.


Sunday, September 21, 2014

Friday, September 19, 2014

Thursday, September 18, 2014

[Visual] Seo Good Looking

Your eyes are thanking you.


[Visual] Hani Has Bangs and Long Hair

That's how you can recognize her. Check out the interview to see how you can recognize the other members too. After you've watched, I'll quiz you.

I won't.

Still looking for more EXID stuff as I've grown much fonder of them through this comeback.

[Visual] EXID Succumbs to "The AOA Effect"

The AOA Effect is becoming stronger as each day passes. Its influence is slowly seeping into the dusty cracks of the K-pop industry.

More eye contact versions, companies! What are you doing? Go invest in some 60fps cameras at the very least, so cheap.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

[Visual] Seohyun Embodies the Definition of Perfection In Taetiseo's "Holler" MV

I know you feel the same way, don't be shy. It's okay for her to be better than every other idol you like. Embrace those feelings.


Tuesday, September 16, 2014

[Visual] Tahiti's Ari Demonstrates Why Safety Shorts Are the Enemy of Humanity

She makes a compelling point.


[Visual][Music] Spica.S(exy) Subunit Debuts and Wants Your Love

This is a boring song.

There's not much I find interesting about the way it sounds so it does nothing for me personally. Being good singers isn't enough, I need a good beat/instrumentals. The chorus is okay but as a whole it's just kind of mmmmeh to me.

There are some good outfits in the music video but they don't get showcased a lot so that's kind of disappointing. I don't recall seeing much in the choreography that grabbed me.

Idols, don't get dressed in sexy outfits and sing boring songs. Also, if you're going to bother getting dressed in sexy outfits, actually make use of them.


Monday, September 15, 2014

[Visual] Revisiting "Number Nine" Soyeon

She was barely visible in this outfit in the MV. At some point, CCM might as well just make the music videos a black screen with audio playing if you can barely see the members.


[Music] Ladies' Code "I'm Fine Thank You" MV Released

That ending.



[Visual] Why Wasn't I Born as Eunjung's Finger

Who is to blame for this?


[Updated][Visual] Taetiseo "Holler" MV Teaser Gifs

Update 2: New gif.
Update: Added more gifs.


The members look good. You can trust me.


Sunday, September 14, 2014

[Visual] Eunjung and Soyeon Are Glucose Free

No one is consuming any sugar in this household under their watch.

I have to say, I'm loving Eunjung's hair this comeback. Soyeon as well; she's back to looking good following her dumb, unnecessary nose job. Stop messing with your faces idols.


[Visual] Choa, I Hate to See You Go, but I Love to Watch You Leave

This is unforgivable. Why isn't FNC giving AOA tighter shorts to wear?


[Music][Visual] Four Ladies Finally Have Their Music Show Debut Stage with Butchered Choreography

Where's the scissor leg attack? Ridiculous.



Wednesday, September 10, 2014

[Visual] I Did It, I Giffed T-ara's "Sugar Free" MV

This music video is a nightmare, and a waste of so much potential awesomeness.

I'll probably redo these once there's a better quality video out.


[Visual] Everything You Need to Know about Tara's "Sugar Free" MV In One Gif

Enjoy.

I should warn you, if you're prone to seizures, do not click this.

Edit: Okay, seriously. What. The. Fuck. How did anyone editing this music video stare at it for longer than 30 seconds and think that this was okay. It's literally non-stop flashing lights. My brain can't process this monstrosity.

The editing just butchers any chance of appreciating how amazing T-ara looks in the video. Ugh, my eyes hurt, I'm going to bed...


Tuesday, September 9, 2014

[Visual] Kyungri Boldly Flashes Her Black Lipstick

This post is dedicated to Ahjussi of AKF because he's such a fan of Kyungri's knockers Nasty Nasty's "Knock."


[Visual] NS Yoon-G Showcasing Those Fine Legs

I made these back on the 2nd and never got around to post them, so here they are.

There are some more fancams from this event I haven't gotten around to looking at yet so you can probably expect some more of her.


[Visual] Kyungri Being Nasty (Nasty)

I know I'm probably crazy, but that door opening sound effect in the "Knock" music video has to be in some audio library somewhere because it sounds so familiar. I know it's just a door opening but it sounds so stock. I don't know.


Here's ZE:A's Kevin running his hand down Kyungri's delicious thigh, and Kyungri bouncing her butt around.


Monday, September 8, 2014

[Visual] Hara's Seductive Look

I've got some fancams of Kara I still need to check out.


[Visual] The Continuing Tale of Me Loving EXID's Choreography and Hani

Well, I guess I should specify one moment in particular of their choreography.

These gifs are from two different music shows.

I just want to say, I hate music show performances. The cameras always jump sporadically from shot to shot as if what they're currently filming can't hold their attention and they always fail to capture the best parts of the choreography (i.e. the sexy parts).

The video quality also suffers a huge hit when they use electronic screens instead of built sets as backdrops which results in things looking way less sharp.

Anyway, here's Hani's wonderful derriere followed by a group shot of EXID.


[Visual] Hani, We Need to Have a Talk

This is ridiculous, you're way too attractive. What have they been feeding you?

I think she looks pretty damn amazing in the "Up and Down" music video, so, you know, watch that if you haven't yet. I'm really looking forward to more fancams because that one part of their choreography coupled with those really short shorts they've been wearing promises good times for everyone.

Anyway, I can't be the only one who's driven crazy by her biting her lip, right? Of course not.


Saturday, September 6, 2014

RIP Kwon Risae


What do I even say? I can't even begin to fathom how painful this week has been for the Ladies' Code members, their families, and their fans. I can only hope they find the strength to get through this difficult time.

This is incredibly selfish of me to say, but I don't want this to be the end of Ladies' Code. If being singers and spreading their music was their dream and passion, then I don't want them to let that road end here. Take the time needed to heal and return stronger then ever. Your fans will wait for you.

[Visual] Son Yeon Jae Doing What She Does Best

That flexibility.


[Visual] Jiyeon Puts the Back In T-ara's Comeback Teaser

Blah blah blah, blah blah.

Edit: I also want to say, I'm glad Boram is looking healthy again. Following the 2012 incident, she looked really grim.


[Updated][Visual] Atlas Shrugged, Kyungri Sighed

Update: Better Quality Gif, looping.


I should probably get back to regular posting.

Today we have Kyungri, who has returned sans her fellow muses in a subunit called Nasty Nasty with a ZE:A member, Kevin, and a girl who I'd assume is probably going to be a new Nine Muses member, Sojin.


Friday, September 5, 2014

Thursday, September 4, 2014

RIP Go Eun Bi


Man, unbelievable. My heart sank when I saw the news.

It feels incredibly surreal to be reading the name of a K-pop group member and the word died in the same sentence. What fucking heartbreaking news.

Rise and Sojung are in critical condition from the car accident and are undergoing surgery, so here's to them making a full recovery. I hope the all the members and their families stay strong.

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I just want to get out some thoughts. 

This has been a pretty depressing event to follow, I feel especially so on a personal level, and I don't even fully understand why; maybe in the course of writing this I'll come to some realization. Of course someone has died and that's an incredibly sad event, but it's not as if I have any close connection to Ladies' Code or was a huge follower. 

Everyday we learn about countless deaths and I've probably come to be desensitized to hearing about horrible situations occurring; I feel bad they happen, I feel sad to an extent but I move on. So why is this instance anymore important than those other events and why is it so much more affecting to me? I've listened to Ladies' Code's songs, not very often; I've seen the members on variety shows, predominantly Rise. I thought they were beautiful, attractive women but they weren't a group I followed attentively.

Learning of EunB's death and continuously following the updates on their situation, my eyes can't help but get watery. Here's a girl who's just three months younger than me in the midst of pursuing her passion in life, something I have immense respect for, and that journey has ended way too early. It kills me, it fucking kills me. I know for a fact there's so much I have yet to experience in my life, and accordingly, there is so much she has yet to experience. It's that notion in and of itself that I find to be overwhelmingly sad.

As an idol, she already has to forfeit the experiences people her age undergo and the freedom that encompasses. I feel like being an idol, you lock yourself in this cage for the sake of a volatile audience that will rake you over the coals the moment you dare to show any kind of humanistic inclinations, like dating and falling in love, or doing anything that isn't to the perceived benefit of the audience. They shouldn't have to live like fucking puppets especially when moments like these prove life is too fucking short. 

I left this comment at the end of a post by 아저씨/Ahjussi at AKF, which you should give a read, that honestly, I know it's an impossible thing to hope for, but following a death like this, I would want South Koreans and fans of K-pop to reevaluate the way they regard idols. Stop treating them as if they exist only for the sake of your entertainment. You purchasing an album doesn't entitle you to the right to dictate their lives. They're goddamn human beings too. Spend time enjoying your own lives, and let them enjoy theirs as well. If you don't like them, don't support them.

Part of the reason why I think this has affected me more than I could have possibly imagined is probably because of how much a presence K-pop has in my life nowadays. I follow it fairly heavily and through it I've been able to chat with some great people on places like twitter and forums and expose myself to all kinds of new groups and their music. People like to section themselves off to specific idols when there is so, so, so much great music around to listen to. It's ridiculous.

Something as tragic as death occurring in the bubbly K-pop I've immersed myself in over these past few years is just too incommensurable. Death and K-pop just don't mix in my mind.

These have been some sad days. However unlikely, I want to believe Rise makes a full recovery; she's been fighting to live for how long now. I hope all the members get through this event, and become even stronger.

Let's hear some good news, please.

Monday, September 1, 2014

Sunday, August 31, 2014

[Visual] Hani Is Cute

It's the truth, when she's not busy looking like this.


[Visual] Stellar's Jeonyul Caught Inappropriately Touching Minhee

She should be arrested.

Where are my handcuffs?


Saturday, August 30, 2014

[Visual] Choa Got Back

Her literal back. I think it has a nice curve.

This one is brought to you by a Ask.fm request.

Truthfully, I just want to gif Hani but I haven't seen much "Up and Down" fancams.


[Blog] I Added a Tag Cloud

I find the built in blogger search to be terrible so I added a tag cloud. I think it's an easier way to find everything related to an idol you're looking for. Be aware of its existence.

[Visual] Hani, Your Outfit Is Driving Me Crazy

For the love of hnnnng, whoever dressed Hani like this deserves a raise and should be put in prison for subjecting my pure, innocent mind to this much sexy.

I can't be the only one who's in love with her rocking a dress shirt, neck tie, and thigh high stockings, right?


Thursday, August 28, 2014

[Visual] Solji Demonstrates the Best Part of EXID's "Up and Down" Choreography

It's a shame this only happens once in the song.

Also goddamn, Hani's outfit during this performance is way too sexy, she's deadly. Please fancam gods, answer my prayers.


Monday, August 25, 2014

[Visual][Music] Sistar, You Had Me at 17 Seconds

Goddamn.

Shh, there's no need for words, just watch. I swear.



[Visual] Best A Pink Line Up

Lee Gook Joo <3.

[Visual] EXID Release Their First Teaser for "Up and Down" With Tongue Action

Tongues are pretty great as Junghwa can attest to. I am pretty interested on what she plans on doing with those balloons along with Hani. Purpose of teaser accomplished.


[Visual] Eunjung, Eunjung, Eunjung

I said her name three times and she still hasn't appeared.

You know, if it wasn't for Eunjung and T-ara, I might not have gotten into K-pop when I did. The two other earliest K-pop music videos I can remember seeing were SNSD's "Gee" and Secret's "Madonna." It wasn't until I saw the music video of "I Go Crazy Because of You" that I was definitely in. Eunjung looked absolutely gorgeous with her short hair and that was literally what sparked my interest.

With T-ara's recent comebacks I've been disappointed because her stage outfits never do much to showcase her figure like Jiyeon and Hyomin's. She's much too covered up.

Finally, International bnt has answered my prayers and did what CCM would not. Enjoy.


Sunday, August 24, 2014

[Visual] Secret Hosts SNL While Hyosung and Hana Showcase Their Matured Assets

I've only ever seen clips of SNL Korea because it seems like no one ever subtitles any episodes.

One aspect that I'd probably say is a constant from what I have seen, is that it's much more mature oriented and as a result, we get to see a different side to female idols that doesn't cater to cringeworthy aegyo buing buing fetishists.

Hyosung and Hana have made good on their appearance on SNL and shown us exactly what we want to see so thank you ladies, you have great figures.


Friday, August 22, 2014

[Visual] Stellar's Jeonyul Shows Us the Facial Expression We All Want to See

Keep on biting that lip.


[Visual] Seohyun of "The Taetiseo"

This just needs to air already...


[Visual] The (Sunny) Hills Have Eyes Size

Hmmmm, the most recent thing I've seen Sunny Hill in, aside from this comeback, was on Immortal Songs 2. I don't remember much about the performance.

Their song for this comeback doesn't do much for me, I think it's okay. Visually, the office lady concept doesn't hurt, but aside from that, I don't think it stands out much.

The only thing that interested me were these moments I captured down below.


Thursday, August 21, 2014

[Visual] Party, Party, Party Mamma Mia Hara

Just a gif of Hara looking good from a comeback stage for "Mamma Mia."

Side note, I love the way Seungyeon's hair looks in the opening portion of the music video, that kind of puffed up wavy hair, so good.


[News] Haha Succinctly Describes Prudish South Korea

One of the things I dislike most about the atmosphere surrounding K-pop, is that when a female idol dares to show more than her bare ankles, she seems to be torn to shreds alongside the backlash of sexy concepts.

The nerve of netizens to compare it to porn (have these idiots actually seen porn, of course they have) when the main reason sexy concepts have become so dominant is because they actually achieve their purpose in getting attention. They work because netizens aren't as innocent as they pretend to be.

The latest dumb spectacle is the revelation that wearing a black bra under a white shirt is a crime. See through/sheer fashion should be a felony. Hyosung did the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and as a result her black bra was visible through her shirt for what feels like a mere two seconds at most. The horror. I swear, netizens hate everything for the sake of hating anything.

[Visual] Seohyun Looking Absolutely Amazing for a Magazine Pictorial

She looks sooo good. She definitely needs to be doing more photo shoots.

Scroll on down as her beauty assaults your senses.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

[Music] Stellar Returns with the Release of Their "Mask" Music Video

I think I like this song less than Marionette. It's not bad but it just doesn't seem that impactful.

The girls still look pretty. The overt sexualization seems to be toned down this time around but I guess I'll survive without it somehow.

With that said, there are some nice moments in the music video though, such as Jeonyul wrapping her arms around Minhee from behind. Now go watch it.



[Music] Big Byung Debut with "Stress Come On!"

If you weren't aware, there's a variety show called "Hitmaker" starring Jung Hyung Don and Defconn where they've recruited four idols to create a project group.

There's Jackson from GOT7, Sungjae from BTOB, then N and Hyuk from VIXX.

I think there's only three episodes out so far, or at least only three that are subbed in english. I think Brave Sidekick Tiger have delivered. I forget what their distinctions were. Producer Brave Sidekick and Composer Tiger? Something like that.

Anyway, give the song a listen. I think they're donating the profits to a charity?



Tuesday, August 19, 2014

[Music] Ye Eun's Process In Molding the Debut of Ha:tfelt

Learn more about your favorite song released so far this year, and about the overall album.

[News] Sulli Sullies f(x)'s Career

I know it's important to have all the necessary information before reacting but my first reaction can only be the following.


Monday, August 18, 2014

[Visual] OnStyle's Seohyun Show Better Deliver Lots of Seohyun

It's the only thing I ask for in the upcoming reality show "The Taetiseo" featuring Seohyun and her bodyguards Taeyeon and Tiffany.

She's looking so damn good. All you savages have something to look forward to as you immerse yourselves into the Seohyun lifestyle.


[Visual] Cao Lu Is a Sexy Goddess

Finally, the day has come, there's a fancam focused on Cao Lu. I wish there was one of a different performance from a few days ago, but the only one I saw was of Jei. Those outfits were so good. Can't they focus on someone else sometimes?

Anyway, here's Cao Lu looking gorgeous. I'm not the only one who loves it when girls bite their sexy lips, right?

Oh, and if it wasn't clear to people already, the Gfycat links are of higher quality than the Gif links and they load much faster. Just an FYI.


Sunday, August 17, 2014

[Visual] Something Has Gotten Yura Sweaty and Breathing Heavily

Fitness.

Fitness will always be the reason people are breathing hard and perspiring. She's feeling the burn.


Wednesday, August 13, 2014

[Visual] SNSD's Best Member in "Making of THE BEST"

It's the truth.

I wish there were some decent full body shots.


Tuesday, August 12, 2014

[Visual] Seohyun Looks Gorgeous as She's Interviewed alongside Her Interpreter

Damn this noona is fine.

You can check out the video below to get a glimpse of interpreter Tiffany who gives a really, I want to say delusional answer, but maybe she genuinely believes SNSD is the only group who feeds off of the energy of fans. Okay.

Judging by how emo Taeyeon seems to act, Sones must not have a lot of energy.

Anyway, check out sexy Seohyun.


Monday, August 11, 2014

[Music] I Hope This Diss Track Goes Some Where

Just saw this on kayoforum.

This is infinitely more interesting to me than everyone touching themselves to Kemy's diss track dedicated to Bom. My likely impossible hope for this, is that it sparks something similar to what happened last year in Korean hip hop and the infamous control beat. Now that's entertainment.

I say impossible because I've never heard of Black Nut, and I doubt the main commercial rappers in South Korea would even care if he's not known.

Check out the song yourself.



[Visual] Hyosung Is Best Served Dripping Wet + Secret Returns With "I'm In Love"

Now don't get me wrong, a dry Hyosung is already pretty enticing, but there's something about a wet Hyosung that just has an undeniable charm.

Secret's back with their newest song, and while the music video, visually, has a lot to appreciate, this fancam ain't too shabby either. Hyosung's outfits in the music video are sooo good, and if the outfit worn in the fancam is any indicator for what she'll be wearing for music stages, things look promising. Fingers crossed.

As for the song, I think it's fine, I like it. I really like the way the chorus sounds but the song as a whole just sounds too subdued for my taste. The choreography looks promising as well judging by the fancam.

This first gif is actually larger than what's in the post, so just open the gfycat link in a new tab. 8 gifs below along with the fancam and music video.


Sunday, August 10, 2014

[Visual] Sunmi Gently Sways Her Full Moon from Side to Side + Those Legs Are Hnng

There are tons of videos I download and forget all about. This is one of them.

I'm glad there's some clear footage of Sunmi's booty rocking move because in broadcast videos from music shows as well as fancams, there's never a good shot of it.

Also, those legs of hers, hnnnnnng. So leggy. Bless that outfit.

Video and 2 gifs down below.


[Visual] Suzy and Junho Get Sexy for JYP Nation One Mic Concert

Lucky Junho.

JYP needs to let his groups out of their cages and give them some comebacks. I hope there are some more decent fancams out there because there are some performances I want to see, i.e. all of the ones involving the females.

2 gifs and the fancam down below.


Saturday, August 9, 2014

[Visual] Yoona Confirmed to Have Cheated on Lee Seung Gi in Hong Kong

Such brazen infidelity. Those eyes of hers speak volumes about her wrongdoings. She definitely crossed a line once she put her hands on Jessica.

Also, Tiffany looks really good with this new hair color, presumably for the upcoming TTS comeback. I need some more Seohyun in my life.

2 gifs below.


[Visual] Hong Jin Young Shows Us the Charms of a Leather Skirt

Her trot music usually doesn't do much for me, though I have liked her performances on Immortal Song 2.

2 gifs below.


Friday, August 8, 2014

[Visual] Yuri's White Hot Pants

If SNSD is going to comeback with half-assed comebacks, can they just wear tight, hot pants. Is that too much to ask? They could at least give us something to try to appreciate.

2 gifs down below.


Saturday, August 2, 2014

[Visual] The Love Between Red Velvet's Irene and Joy Is Real

They're so cute. Their rap talk-singing or whatever the hell you want to call it is probably my favorite part of their song, I like the way it sounds.

3 gifs down below.


[Visual] How Long Will It Take SM to Give Hyuna Velvet a Shoot like This?

By now, everyone has had enough time to learn that Red is Hyuna and Hyuna is Red. There is no Red Velvet, only Hyuna Velvet. My favorite members so far are Irene and Joy, but they're all really pretty. I like their song too, it's grown on me as I've listened to it.

Why am I talking about Hyuna Velvet? This is a Hyuna post.

3 Gifs down below along with the BTS video.


[Visual] Ye Eun's Choreography

I really like Ye Eun's solo debut. It's a song I enjoy, and because I enjoy it, I think it's a great song. So go watch the music video and go look at some live performances.

I'm also a fan of the choreography; seeing her go wild pressed against a wall or floor is pretty entertaining. It's also just different from the usual choreographed dances we typically see in K-pop. I'm not against those by any means, but a change of pace is nice sometimes.

Seeing Yenny run around possessed by the ghost of dance on a stage has its charms.

I especially love the part when she rolls backwards.

2 gifs down below.


Friday, August 1, 2014

[Visual] Sistar "Touch My Body" MV Gifs

Fast moving cameras and quick cuts are the worst.

9 Gifs down below.


[Visual][Music] Four Ladies Release "Move" MV, Song's Not Bad

The rapping is probably the least interesting part for me after listening to it once. Give it a look.

Edit: I also don't think there was anything drastically more sexual than what was shown in the teasers, but I'm not going to complain.

Thursday, July 31, 2014

[Visual] I Would Rather Four Ladies Be Unapologetically Sexual than Play to Some Chaste, Innocent Virginal Maiden Concept

Netizens and their ridiculous delusions that they're against anything that involves female idols showing anything more than their bare ankles. I can't even...

I think K-pop has already firmly established that for the vast majority of new groups debuting, a good song alone isn't going to get them anywhere. If female idols are comfortable with ditching layers of clothing, then they have my support.

For the currently popular girl groups, no one gave a damn till after they transitioned to sexy concepts. Was anyone even talking about Stellar a year ago? What was Girl's Day's situation before shedding some clothes and dancing more provocatively? Where's AOA's band unit?

If they want to make an impact, then by all means, make an impact. I'm going to say the odds of a new group having a long running career amongst so much competition is pretty low, so let them do what they can to grab their fame for however long that will last. If that involves being bluntly sexual to a society that's afraid of their genitals, then more power to them, as long as they're comfortable.

5 Gifs down below. Click on the Gfycat/Gif links for the larger sized versions.


[Music] Yenny's Comeback Stage on M! Countdown Is What I Want It to Be

Which is her dancing wildly on the floor. I'm in love.

The more I listen to this song, the more I love it. Definitely my favorite song of the year so far.

In this first video, which is different from what was shown on the broadcast, Yenny goes around greeting her fans whilst singing, and she looks like she's enjoying herself, which is always good to see.

Check out the second video below for her stage that was broadcasted with her amazing dance on the floor.




Wednesday, July 30, 2014

[Music] Ye Eun Returns As Ha:tfelt In Her Solo Debut "Ain't Nobody"

I really like the song, I can't wait to see her live stages.

[Visual] My Eyes Are Ready for the Feast Four Ladies Has Prepared

Damn, check out the group teaser and solo member teasers down below. They're going all out with this sexy concept and I'm appreciative of that.

My young, innocent mind is ready to be corrupted.




[Visual][News][Updated] Analyzing Whether or Not Suzy Was Touched Inappropriately

Update: Looks like our dirty old man is actually just a misunderstood soul. Check out the full article on Soompi, and see the videos that prove his innocence here and here.

So I was giffing the fancam in question yesterday, for a post that will go up tomorrow (check the schedule on the right sidebar), over whether Suzy was touched inappropriately by the man MC-ing the event.

I didn't realize this was news until today, and I also didn't realize there were two visible instances of her being touched in the video. I had noticed the second time he touched her whilst giffing yesterday and thought one of two things; he touched her leg by accident whilst directing her forward, or he's just a dirty old man who wants to use every opportunity he can to touch some warm, young flesh under the guise of a normal gesture.

After learning about the other instance of her being touched, I think I'm going to go with the latter thought.

So I've done what I can do and giffed those moments to try to provide some clarity. It doesn't look like our dirty old man is particularly forceful but he's probably very eager to try to make as much contact with her skin as he can. Click the Gfycat/Gif links below each gif to view the full size version.

With this first gif it looks like he runs his hand down her thigh for no apparent reason.


Tuesday, July 29, 2014

[Visual] Let's Take a Trip Back in Time to SNSD's "Time Machine"

I forget how I stumbled onto the music video for "Time Machine" recently but I had very little recollection of seeing it. The members do look pretty in it, especially Jessica.

6 gifs below.


[Visual] Sunmi Graciously Bending Over

If only this wasn't a screen capture off a live stream with a meh camera. Oh well, you can't have your cake and eat it too.

3 gifs down below.


[Visual] Sleepy Hyeri Is Adorable

Cute.

You can check out the full clip down below.


[Visual] This Is Everything You Need to Know about Four Ladies' Debut Right Now in One Convenient Gif

What a teaser.

Forget the audio, forget the tear-stained face, this is probably all you need to see, I mean, unless of course you want to see the actual teaser, which is down below.


Monday, July 28, 2014

[Visual] I Would Shower Suzy with My Sprite in a Heartbeat

Don't look at me like that, I know you would too. You savage.

3 gifs down below.


Sunday, July 27, 2014

[Visual][Music] Hyuna Proves She Is the Embodiment of All That Is Red with the Release of Her New Music Video

Visually, I don't think it disappoints. Check it out. Expect gifs once I get ahold of a non-youtube HD version.


[Visual] Fiestar's Jei, Yezi, and Linzy Get Sexy for Maxim, Where's My Cao Lu At!?

*sobs*

Unforgivable. How dare they exclude Cao Lu from this photo shoot. She has to be in the top three in terms of sexy bodies in Fiestar alongside Yezi and Linzy. I get that Jei is the most well known from the group, and quite sexy as well, but... come on, give Cao Lu some love.

Oh well, tis life.

13 Gifs and two videos down below.


[Visual] Hyuna Bounces Her Way into the Hearts of People across the Globe

She is truly spreading the message of love to humanity.

By the way, where's that music video at?


Saturday, July 26, 2014

[Visual] Girl's Day Have Released One of the Greatest Pieces of K-pop Content Ever Created

Like seriously. Hnnnnng.

They look absolutely amazing dressed the way they are. Just gorgeous. Whoever decided the concept for this opening video to their concert is a saint. They reek of sexy.

The audio the opening is set to isn't too bad either, that thumping bass and the beat that picks up when it's time for the girls to put on their working attire.

I didn't gif everything I wanted to from this video though because I wouldn't have been able to do it justice. There's a better gif of one scene in particular made by Klogg-sunbaenim which you can view here. I don't know what witchcraft he used to get it to what looks like a buttery smooth 60fps but it sure looks good.

3 gifs and the opening video down below.

[Visual] Hyuna Splittin' Them Legs Like Nobody's Business

I mean look at her, she's like a professional leg splitter.

I think this is my favorite part of the choreography for her solo, though I probably need to spend some more time analyzing it, for research purposes of course.

By the way, where's that music video at?

Friday, July 25, 2014

[News] Sulli Goes On Hiatus, f(x) Ends Promotions, T-ara Is Amazing



If you haven't heard about Sulli going on hiatus, you can read about it here, though the only thing to know/known is the supposed reason, which is that she's taking a break due to the physical and mental anguish she's experiencing as a result of netizens being human trash. So pretty much the usual.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

[Visual] Blonde Hyomin Is No Match for Brunette Hyomin

At least for now. Aside from her disappointing solo song, I thought her bargain bin outfits coupled with her blonde hair looked absolutely terrible.

Thankfully that blonde hair appears to have been a wig, or her hair just grows back really, really quickly. She might look just as good in blonde if the hairstyle looked better, maybe.

Edit: Ugh, I've been informed this is a wig. At least she's hiding that blonde hair. Part of me didn't want to believe that blonde hair was real.



Tuesday, July 22, 2014

[Visual] Wonder Girls' Ye Eun Solo Teaser

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

Ye Eun is my favorite member from the Wonder Girls and this makes me happy. I'm excited, I hope the song isn't garbage. She finally gets to escape JYP's dungeon and that's enough of a reason for me to be enthusiastic about this. It's been way too damn long.

I can't fuckin wait to see this even if it sucks.

Teaser video and 3 gifs down below.



[Visual] Seohyun Needs More Photo Shoots

I've got an eventual post filled with some of my favorite Seohyun photos from magazine shoots. Till then, here are some gifs of her from some CFs/magazine shoots. I wish she was in more stuff, especially bolder, skin revealing shoots. *Sigh* When will my wishes come true...

If you see any high quality Seohyun videos out there, send them my way, it's always a challenge to find them.

Six gifs down below.



Monday, July 21, 2014

[Visual] Sistar's "Touch My Body" Dance Practice

A disappointing video where they treat it like a music video full of unnecessary cuts and long shots.

*sobs* I'd rather have a front facing camera with a full shot so their bodies are in view. How are all those youtube K-pop dance cover folks supposed to learn from this? Outrageous.

They should honestly just fill the room with fancammers so there are some decent views with better quality cameras. Tis the dream.

Anyway, video and 3 gifs down below.


Sunday, July 20, 2014

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Friday, July 18, 2014

[Visual][Updated] Hnnnnnng, Yuji, Hnnnng

God, I want to drink what she's drinking.

I'll update this post when I see a version that's a higher resolution, as well as if there are photos of the other members.

Edit: No more Bestie members, sadly, but this was a photo shoot that involved idol members of other groups, Fiestar's Jei, Rainbow's Woori, Nine Muses' Euaerin, and Dal Shabet's Ga Eun. Rest of the photos below.

[Visual] Happy Birthday Hayoung

For one day every year, people are fortunate enough to be given the opportunity to say Happy Birthday to A Pink's Hayoung. Today is that day.

Join me in the celebration of her existence; I've prepared sixteen presents in total.

I'll omit photos from this post because, come on, that's overkill. You can head over to my tumblr to view some if you are interested.


[Visual] EXID Junghwa Performs a Dance Cover + Bonus Gifs of Her Looking Sexy for a CF

She's sexy, what more could I possibly say.

Let's start with the CF.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

[Music] Lucky J Debuts with "Can You Hear Me"

The lead female singer, going by Jessi now, apparently called Boa a bitch in the past among other things in her squeaky clean track record as a celebrity. I'm not here to whine about her past mainly because I didn't know of her till now.

She looks hot in the video and I like the way her voice sounds, so I couldn't give less of a fuck about what she did x number of years ago. Here's to new beginnings.

I mean, who knows, maybe Boa really is a bitch.



Wednesday, July 16, 2014

[Music][Updated] Skull Is Getting Married + A Second Release I Didn't Know About

Skull returns sans Haha, and he's accompanied by The Seeya's Eugene.

We've got a 19+ music video here with some ass cheeks, kissing, and a blurred out cigarette being smoked. What else could I have asked for.

Edit: I just saw there was also a second track he released, "Deh Pon Top." I really like it, the beat/instrumentals I can definitely get down with, especially when it picks up. Check both songs out down below.



[Visual] The Best Hyomin Has Looked During "Nice Body" Promotions

Once again, bless Top Star News' soul.

[Visual] Miss A's Min Should Always Opt to Wear Less Clothes When Given the Choice

Bless you Top Star News.


[Visual] Seohyun Has a Better Forehead than Your Favorite Idol

There's nothing else to say except to show you irrefutable proof.

[Music] On Repeat: Glen Check's "60's Cardin"

Currently being looped on my playlists is a song by South Korean indie band Glen Check called "60's Cardin." I only recently learned of them through the show Roommate when their song was being played at the start of an episode.

I have to say, I really love the way the beat/instrumentals builds up, check it out!




Video sources:
글렌체크 (Glen Check) - 60`s Cardin

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

[Visual] Girl's Day "Darling" MV Gifs

I tried.

This is one of those music videos that has a lot to appreciate visually, but translates poorly when it's time to create gifs due to the quick cuts between clips and fast camera movement coupled with 24 fps footage. It's a sad day, let us mourn.


[Visual] Sistar Makes Me Want to Touch Their Body With Just a Teaser

I mean, don't you?


Monday, July 14, 2014

[Music] Hyungdon and Daejun Release "Park You" Music Video

Honestly, I'm going to be ultra generous and say it took them all of three hours to complete all on location shooting, location being a green screen.

I was wondering why they had that actor as a main featuring star, he's guested on Happy Together a few times, and I just remembered his name with the assistance of google, Park Joon Gyu. It all makes sense now.

Check out Hyung Don and Defconn's latest song for yourself.


[Visual] [BREAKING] Girl's Day Yura on Suicide Watch

Eyewitness reports say her behavior on the set of the "Darling" music video shoot dramatically changed throughout the course of the day.

Check out the clip below.

[Visual] Hyosung's Quest to Change the World

As she guests on Quiz to Change the World.


Sunday, July 13, 2014

[Music] Girl's Day Releases "Darling" MV

I like it.

The song sounds nice; it's upbeat and cheerful which is a nice change of pace from the continued onslaught of sexy concepts this year. I'm not against sexy concepts by any means, but variety is the spice of life. Not everything has to be set to a mature, seductive tone in order to show skin/be sexy, have some fun with it, like Girl's Day have done.

Speaking of which, the girls look sexy as usual, and Yura even has a shower scene which you can catch a glimpse of 30 seconds into the video.

Expect some gifs once a higher quality non-youtube version of the music video has been released.


Saturday, July 12, 2014

[Visual] The Hyunyoung Introspective - Part 1 of 3

First installment in a series of three.
Be sure to check out part 2 and part 3.

In this series we're going to spend some time analyzing the motives and reasoning that Hyunyoung, a member of the Korean pop group Rainbow, employs in her quest to ensnare the hearts and minds of men and women across the globe.

Let's begin by examining the first set of evidence. Be sure to let me know if you notice anything profound in her characteristics and mannerisms.

[Visual] The Hyunyoung Introspective - Part 2 of 3

Second installment in a series of three.
Be sure to check out part 1 and part 3.

While there were some excellent observations made in our previous discussion, I can't help but feel like we're still far from truly understanding the thought process and motives that drive Hyunyoung as an entertainer. Moments like these call for a new approach in the methodology behind our thinking.

Come now, it's time to delve deeper into our analysis as we examine the second set of evidence.


[Visual] The Hyunyoung Introspective - Part 3 of 3

Final installment in a series of three.
Be sure to check out part 1 and part 2.

I don't even know what to say to you; you've rendered me speechless.

Those were some incredibly brilliant observations you made in our last discussion.  There's almost no point in analyzing the remaining pieces of evidences, but no, we can't do that. We can't call this a truly introspective look into the mind of Hyunyoung if we don't fully examine all the necessary information.

The final set of evidence is presented to us now.


[Visual] Seohyun: A Graphic Exploration of Kissing

I didn't watch Seohyun's, to my knowledge, first ever appearance in a drama. She was only in it for five episodes and I'm not going to waste five hours of my life watching something I have no interest in to catch glimpses of an idol I like; that's not my style.

Her appearance in that show however did deliver to her fans a gem of a moment, the forever awkward k-drama kiss scene. It honestly might as well be two people mashing their faces against each other. Actually no, that's an inaccurate description that does no justice to the moment. It's one person standing deadly still while someone else is awkwardly mashing their face into theirs.




Let's explore the behind the scenes moment of Seohyun's first ever, to my knowledge, kiss scene in a drama with a gentleman I can only assume is experiencing the highlight of his career. How I envy you, but good job.

Friday, July 11, 2014

[Visual] Why Wasn't I Born a Glass Door?

These are the questions I ask myself everyday.

If I was, I could have had the honor of potentially being walked into by Fiestar's Cao Lu. Maybe in another lifetime.


Thursday, July 10, 2014

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

[Visual] Jiyeon Makes Me Want to Watch Triangle Sooo Bad

But I will not. I don't want to fall into my continuous pattern of never finishing dramas that are currently being aired because I get too busy; I might as well just wait to marathon everything. I also won't watch it because the Jiyeon cuts from each episode are all I need. Seriously, whoever is dressing her and putting her into these outfits needs a goddamn raise. Bless your soul.


[News] Breaking Bom's Heisenbom

I've grown fonder of Bom through Roommate and don't entirely think of her as just a plastic surgery addict anymore, but this doesn't mean she's exempt from mocking.

My photo editing abilities are non existent and terrible so it's the thought that counts with this particular piece.





[Music] god "Saturday Night" Music Video Impressions

So, I don't analyze music. That's not my thing. I don't care about the delicate vocal intricacies of singing, nor about the placement of chords in a composition and how that all resonates to create some magical eargasm. I'm not educated enough to comment on those aspects because that's not what I majored in at college. If it sounds good to me, it sounds good to me. It's not like you need spend time overanalyzing a song before you feel the need to move to its beat.

Monday, July 7, 2014

[Visual] Kang Ye Bin

Through some freak accident I've been followed on twitter by Kang Ye Bin. I've decided to use this as an excuse to make some new gifs of her since it's been a while since the last time I made any.

Will she see my gifs of her, probably not.


Sunday, July 6, 2014

[Visual] Ah Young Is Sexy

How I loved that Maxim photo shoot of her a few years ago.


[Visual] Sunmi Has Nice Legs, Someone Should Buy Her Knee Pads

I'm going to say this move is to blame because I'm too lazy to go back and watch the fancams.

[Visual] Maybe One Day Sojin Will Reciprocate Hyeri's Affection

Somebody needs to fill the Tony Ahn sized hole left in Hyeri's heart.

[Music] My Upbeat Song for the Summer




Zizo is an artist whose music I don't believe I've ever heard before so it was a pleasant surprise to stumble upon his video in my youtube feed.

[Visual] Seohyun

My first post.

I'm testing how well gfycat embeds work so people don't have to waste their bandwidth trying to load large gifs.